Andy Cohen Would Have Sex With You While Still Wearing His Suit

by Brandon Voss

3h ago

If you’re into Andy Cohen, apparently you’re really into Andy Cohen.

The Watch What Happens Live host recently sat down for Buzzfeed to read some of your thirstiest tweets, which declare him “Jewish eye candy.”

Mixed in with a few G-rated tweets about dream dates and Cohen’s smile were some very filthy fantasies about breeding and his “fat balls.”

“I cordially invite you to sit on my 9 inch dick,” one fan tweeted. Another wrote, “Andy Cohen needs to be What Happens Live in my bussy.”

“Is a bussy a male pussy?” Cohen asked.

“Did y’all see Andy Cohen’s tongue hot damn I bet he eats good ass,” wrote a particularly parched tweeter. “I did win a long tongue contest in Miami once,” the silver daddy admitted.

“I’d let Andy Cohen bareback me but only if he kept the suit on,” tweeted another admirer. “Alright, I can deal with that,” Cohen responded. “If that’s your fetish.”

“I want Andy Cohen to slam me harder than Teresa slammed that table while calling me a prostitution whore,” Cohen read. “I’m keeping this one,” he said. “That’s a cute avatar.”

“I thought these were going to be mean tweets,” said the Emmy-winning Bravo-lebrity after the thirst had been quenched. “They were something quite different. I’m titillated.”

Cohen, 51, was honored this year at the 30th annual GLAAD Media Awards with the Vito Russo Award, presented to an LGBTQ media professional who has made a significant difference in accelerating LGBTQ acceptance. He also welcomed his first child via a surrogate.

Last month it was announced that Cohen will receive a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. 

Watch his thirst tweets happen below.