Says he doesn't cheat and then goes on to talk about all the sex he's paid for lol could've been dismissed as a joke but we all know why he got divorced.
Man in 2019 I look at this like a simpler time.gay marriage.i said who cares.now I'm told I by guys in the bar if some dude who cut his dick and balls off wants to fuck I should be able to and not feel weird it's fucked up.the asshole is a slippery slope
LMAO I swear that Chris Rock is the ONLY Stand-up comedian I find funny!
Cheating in America? As in the US? Try Latin America, it happens all the time….
Homo marriage is fake.
He did cheat
Top 5
That man said i have put more girls through college than the United negro fund.?
Caught my gf pooping…so I broke up with her She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out…her voice was labored and i became suspicious…so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet…just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
Rock is a racist bitch
When's the economy going to pick up? Hey dumb ass Chris Rock it picked up as soon as Trump became president and the sorry ass Obama went back to the ghetto
So that's how that student loan problem should be handled.
He got divorced, for cheating
The push for gay marriage was a conspiracy orchestrated by wedding planners and divorce lawyers.
I am just confuse now bcos i have lost my respect
That is so sad, not only am I suppose to help take care of my women I need to help them with their bills too? Forget having relationships, I’m gonna have fun instead without impregnating any of them. Cornerstones to a happier life.
My nigga
Says he doesn't cheat and then goes on to talk about all the sex he's paid for lol could've been dismissed as a joke but we all know why he got divorced.
Man in 2019 I look at this like a simpler time.gay marriage.i said who cares.now I'm told I by guys in the bar if some dude who cut his dick and balls off wants to fuck I should be able to and not feel weird it's fucked up.the asshole is a slippery slope
LMAO I swear that Chris Rock is the ONLY Stand-up comedian I find funny!
Cheating in America? As in the US? Try Latin America, it happens all the time….
Homo marriage is fake.
He did cheat
Top 5
That man said i have put more girls through college than the United negro fund.?
1:57 “Mistress Protection Program!”
I hope Chris was talking about Obama. I see he put his stamp of approval on gay marriage.
I love Chris. absolutely the best male stand up comedian alive today.
I was telling this joke long before Chris… 1:24
ah-hem 1:42
Caught my gf pooping…so I broke up with her
She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out…her voice was labored and i became suspicious…so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet…just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
Rock is a racist bitch
When's the economy going to pick up? Hey dumb ass Chris Rock it picked up as soon as Trump became president and the sorry ass Obama went back to the ghetto
So that's how that student loan problem should be handled.
He got divorced, for cheating
The push for gay marriage was a conspiracy orchestrated by wedding planners and divorce lawyers.
I am just confuse now bcos i have lost my respect
That is so sad, not only am I suppose to help take care of my women I need to help them with their bills too? Forget having relationships, I’m gonna have fun instead without impregnating any of them. Cornerstones to a happier life.
This is a fantastic funny Chris rock video
WTF! GAY CRAP
1:23 LOL the french call gay people "Les Homos"
Chris Rock has so much material and its all great
Illuminati puppet
Y tha Anermation at the? U a potato?
haram is haram,regardless,sorry…..
Didnt laugh one time .
They probably forced him to say this shit