Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee (R) has a solution for the toilet paper shortage being experienced across the country — wipe your behind with corn cobs!
Huckabee tweeted out the bizarre advice on Friday, writing: “Those of us from rural south know how to handle toilet paper shortage.”
Those of us from rural south know how to handle toilet paper shortage. Eat more corn on the cob! The corn isn’t important, but the cobs are free and work great! (Just don’t flush them!) You’re welcome!
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) March 20, 2020
“Eat more corn on the cob!” he suggested before things took a bizarre turn: “The corn isn’t important, but the cobs are free and work great! (Just don’t flush them!) You’re welcome!”
Here’s how some Twitter users responded to Huckabee’s corn cob suggestion:
If you like cleaning your hole out with a good sturdy corn cob, the conversion therapy didn’t work.
— Jonathan Allen (@jallen1985) March 21, 2020
Those of us in the “rural south” wish you would stop perpetrating stereotypes. The majority of us have never used a corncob in the manner you have suggested, nor do we torture dogs for fun. Those traits seem to be specific to the Huckabee family. Please go away.
— Rise of the Alien Queen (@rise_alien) March 21, 2020
— Monica (@SlqMona18) March 20, 2020
This tweet needs less front teeth & more banjo.
— beneficentbumblebee (@beneficentbumb1) March 20, 2020
how… did we get here
— 🌹disney princess of medical records (@wealthy_donor) March 20, 2020
Newspaper works better, frankly.
— (@AmyAbercrombie7) March 20, 2020
To think I almost missed this gem from Governor Cornholio.
— 🏝 Kim (@kim) March 21, 2020
And all this time we thought it was your head stuck there
— Joe Lockhart (@joelockhart) March 21, 2020
Yep, sounds about right for this family…. pic.twitter.com/BMSL2kTGOE
— cαηα∂α нαтεs тя☭мρ (@Trump_Detester) March 21, 2020
People are saying Mike Huckabee and his Wife used a Corn Cob to make Sarah!
— Trumpy Trumpy (parody) (@outofcontroljb) March 20, 2020