Patton Oswalt: Gay Marriage and Green Lantern Rings.
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Patton Oswalt discussing the insanity behind faith and the bible. Also, his own take on the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory, in Giant Anus form. Do yourself a …
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Patton Oswalt: Gay Marriage and Green Lantern Rings.
Good actor. Not good at standup.
I really like Patton. But interesting how he NEVER criticizes islam.
First time I hear about this man, but for sure if he criticizes Islam his head will be in a plastic bag the next morning haha
"I like the way you tetherball, sir…"
it's funny though that he excuses himself from respecting those who may believe in God (because it's dumb as shit), but at the same times wants to insist that those same people must respect his beliefs. He doesn't understand how anyone could possibly believe his ideas are as dumb as shit as well? I am not a christian, I don't believe in them but that doesn't mean I have to believe in you when you're just as closed minded and ignorant. Respecting others believes is the only thing we have to do, even if they're Christian.
I think Jesus is a level 30 cleric from dungeons and dragons.
I want "Give Jesus the lunch powers" on a T-shirt.
I can't believe that he killed his wife.
6:22 but that's basically what Black Widow is
I like that the GL rings can be useful in small ways, like telling the time and as flashlights, as well as flying, etc.
All i can hear is Jesse.
I love this!
"Are you married to the beard?"
My roommate and I have decided that "Invisible Anus and The Shit Pirhanas" should be the name of a band…
hehe Sasquatch 😂
Only a privileged person can have this perspective
"So you talk to squirrels eh? How would you like to be an Avenger? (Squirrel Girl)
I enjoy nonbelievers and atheists attempting to wax poetic and pontificate on issues of scripture with absolutely no ability to discern what they've "read".
Hahahahha Jesse 🙂
Oh, I love you Patton, but you are wrong on the existence of God!
Sandwich Joe would be a much more impressive hero in biblical times. Lunch powers are incredibly useful.
"That would be a VALID' argument"
No.
It wouldn't be.
If you 'can't get a boner' or whatever, and you feel that's a 'reason' to interfere in a stranger's life, you are pathetic, and that's a PERSONAL problem, NOT a VALID one.
You have no foundation for morality without a belief in the Giant Invisible Anus.
I like that’s he’s the voice actor who plays num num the koala in we bear bears
this guy is complete piece of sht