This Old Gay Comedian Will Throw Douche Water All Over You

by Brandon Voss

7h ago

Ladies and germs, meet Dewey Driggs, Palm Springs’ most notorious gay stand-up comic.

Dewey is actually the latest alter ego of gay L.A. comedian Jimmy Fowlie, who recently charmed us with the return of his popular character Curtis.

As seen in Fowlie’s new YouTube sketch, Dewey has the wrinkled balls to say what we’re all thinking: “This whole #MeToo movement? More like me-three-some!”

Just be warned that if you catch Dewey live, he may pour his appletini on your head—“there’s GHB in that!”—or douse you in a bucket of his fresh douche water. Hannah Gadsby, he is not.

But, as the voiceover points out, this aging gay comedy veteran also has a lot of heart. In fact, according to Dewey, he threw the first brick at the 1969 Stonewall riots.

“I fought for us! I buried some of my best friends!” he tells a hushed crowd of queer men. “I love to eat butt!”

Is it any wonder Frontiers named him “one of the top LGBT comics to watch in Palm Springs in 1981”?

Watch Fowlie’s new sketch below at your own risk.