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Jesus IS the strong force. The strong force works in atoms. Atoms are
inside my penis. Jesus is in my penis.
“By the word of his power” Power generally doesn’t speak, Brain Fissure,
and you are appealing to ignorance. Not surprising, you have more then
enough ignorance to appeal to.
*The Strong Nuclear Force* (also referred to as the strong force) is one of
the four basic forces in nature (the others being gravity, the
electromagnetic force, and the weak nuclear force). As its name implies, it
is the strongest of the four. However, it also has the shortest range,
meaning that particles must be extremely close before its effects are felt.
Its main job is to hold together the subatomic particles of the nucleus
(protons, which carry a positive charge, and neutrons, which carry no
charge. These particles are collectively called nucleons). As most people
learn in their science education, like charges repel (+ +, or – -), and
unlike charges attract (+ -).
If you consider that the nucleus of all atoms except hydrogen contain more
than one proton, and each proton carries a positive charge, then why would
the nuclei of these atoms stay together? The protons must feel a repulsive
force from the other neighboring protons. This is where the strong nuclear
force comes in. *The strong nuclear force is created between nucleons by
the exchange of particles called mesons.* This exchange can be likened to
constantly hitting a ping-pong ball or a tennis ball back and forth between
two people. *As long as this meson exchange can happen, the strong force is
able to hold the participating nucleons together.* The nucleons must be
extremely close together in order for this exchange to happen. The distance
required is about the diameter of a proton or a neutron. If a proton or
neutron can get closer than this distance to another nucleon, the exchange
of mesons can occur, and the particles will stick to each other. If they
can’t get that close, the strong force is too weak to make them stick
together, and other competing forces (usually the electromagnetic force)
can influence the particles to move apart.
E= mc ^Jesus
The universe actually is flying apart and galaxies are expanding. Even
accelerating. So it looks like Jesus got tired of holding it all together.
Jesus keeps the toilet paper from breaking apart when I wipe my ass…Jesus
can do anything except, come back quickly.
Abracadabra!
Brian pretending to be a physicist just like he pretends to be intelligent.
Clasic!
Hilarious that you think you know more about the universe than hundreds of
theoretical physicists when you know nothing about quantum mechanics or
particle physics and have only the bible to fall back on…..hilarious
little man.
“Scientists don’t know what it is. We know what it is.”
That’s called intellectual honesty. On the contrary, Fischer is simply
asserting that he knows based on nothing except his presuppositions.
Ah, the brilliance of scientifically illiterate christian trash.
But I thought magic was satanic and evil!
Whats keeping Fischer from sucking dick because he is a closet homosexual
? Belief in Jesus Christ.
This is just another example showing that fundamentalists are not
interested into science. They are interested into pontificating about
science and co-opting whatever piece of scientific knowledge they can find
to prop up their ‘magic voodoo’ rhetoric.
ICP: “Water, fire, air, & dirt, fucking magnets, how do they work?!?!??”
And I
don’t wanna talk to a scientist ya all muther fuckers lyin’ & getting me
pissed”
is jesus also the reason i have a ‘strong force’ between my face and my
palm every time i listen to bryan fischer?
Does this mean that the LHC gives Jesus the smackdown millions of times per
second?
This guy is a Genius!
Yes, your magical iron-age super hero holds the universe together with his
mysterious magical magic. I swear these people live in a comic book.
So Brian believes in magic. What a fucking stooge.
Even if you believe some supernatural ‘god’ or power does that, how do you
know the so-called Jesus was that god?
Wow, he actually admitted that it was magic.
Apparently he has never heard of neutrons… And scientists DO know about
them…
Bwahahahaha, holy crap, I just messed my pants. I normally don’t bother
with this idiot’s rantings anymore, they’re just moronic, but this one, has
got to be the funniest pile of elephant dung I’ve ever heard. ROTFLMFAO!!!!
Good one. I’m not even gonna bother with the grammar school science that
shoots his “words” to worthless hell. I can’t, I suffocating from my own
laughter.
Who hears this and agrees with him? Even most Christians should sense the
bullshit.
Bryan Fischer the only space that you don’t acknowledge is the one that is
quickly growing inside that dim witted head of yours you old,malignant
human tumor.
Oh my fucking gawd… I can look past the bullshit and scientific
illiteracy but to climb up to the tallest tree and shit all over the
achievements of the best our species had to offer is disrespectful and
makes me furious. People like this guy should be either in a straight
jacket or 2 meters unders the dirt.
Mr. Fischer, please see me after class. You’re in danger of failing basic
physics.
I love when they try to deny Science by using false Science.
When Fischer talks I hear the twilight zone theme music.
No Bryan.
The thing that holds the universe together is *duct tape*
Oh my God, this guy is an idiot. Isaac Newton would be facepalming if he
were alive today.
The leprechaun living at the bottom of my garden says otherwise. :P
Jesus = mass x acceleration
The people who are dangerous are those who proclaim that their idea of God
is the right idea (or belief, if that’s a better way of saying it). A more
important word than magic is “mystery”. This country(USA) has a huge
population of people who seem to have given up on reason, justice and the
hard work that seeking a better world requires. This group seems to think
signing up for the rally ( saying one believes in the cause) will
automatically result in their God’s approval. They don’t get it- God is a
mystery, not a magical being. We can’t touch this mystery or name the
mystery, we can seek the qualities of the mystery. I believe that God’s
mysteries include science and knowledge. When evangelical or fundamental
believers say God creates disasters to punish the world, they claim a good
point for their side. Pitiful, mean people.
yeah…
no delusion here…
GIVE THIS MAN A PHD IN PHYSICS NOW! FISHER HAS EARNED IT!
He realizes there are more parts to an atom than protons.. right?
jesus = neutrons + strong force. Ok, now I get whats with all the nuclear
bombs. They are worship idols.
Wow, props for actually identifying the correct force that holds the
nucleus together (Well, the weak force too, but I’ll let that slide). But
of course all credit is taken away for adding an unnecessary, unobservable,
untestable “hypothesis” to an already adequate scientific theory. If Jesus
is the strong force, then clearly Zeus must be the electromagnetic force.
If there was anything that shouted “argument from ignorance”, this would be
it. Of course Brian Fischer just excretes ignorance.
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me….
An answer to everything. Problem is, it’s useless knowledge. What equations
can be used, what predictions can be made? It’s useless now, it’s always
been useless, and it always will be useless.
Oh Bryan, you are so diceived by Cthulhu, Everyone one knows the universe
is held together by the Flying Spaghetti Monster(sauce be upon him), please
stop denying His noodliness. Mutany looks kinda strange in our volunteer
pirate navy, there is no brig to put you in and The Flying Spaghetti
Monster will allow you all the time you need to understand him, no threats,
just endless patience and free beer. Ramen!