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For once I agree with his crew.
Actually that strongly resembles the actor Hans Conried with a beard.
no. it’s definitively Richard Stallman. It is indeed a miracle, and a
sign…
he is sad because you’re not even using free software to make your
pancakes.. …well, the GNU operates in mysterious ways.
So . . . Jesus look like Frank Zappa? Or perhaps one of the Mario
brothers?
Nice for his yes men to actually disagree with him.
Why doesn’t God do some real miracles like feed the hungry in Africa or
heal sick people, instead of doing these parlor tricks?
It’s a fucking pancake, who the hell cares!!!!
I am jesus and I demand gay sex whilst on cristal meth with Glenn. I also
need viagra and blindfolders, otherwise I wont be able to fuck his fat ass!
I just experienced a miracle! Something fell out of my body — and, while
it floated there, I glanced at it and realized it looks exactly, exactly,
EXACTLY, like Glenn Beck. Everything ABOUT it says, “Hi, I’m Glenn.”
Hallelujah! [Sound of flushing.]
By the way. The image on the pancake looks like Charles Manson. Or wait:
Tevye from “Fiddler on the Roof.” Or, now that I think about it, Joaquin
Phoenix, during his insane year. Or could it be one of those San Francisco
Giants with the weird beards? Or waitwaitwait — it’s Rorschach from
“Watchmen.” And this Rorschach test is failed, with glib idiocy, as always,
by the always floating Mr. Beck.
It can’t be Jesus… It doesn’t look at all like Jeffrey Hunter.
Glenn… you’re comparing burnt pancakes to a suspected hoax to see if it
looks like a man no one has seen in two thousand years, but we’re pretty
sure didn’t look like every one thinks he does. If he even existed. So
stop.
it looked like manson
Looks like Charles Manson.
I think it looks like a dwarf. These are just dumb little kids in their
tree house playing make pretend with reality.
A “season of miracles” And what month does that happen? Spring? Winter?
Where does that appear on the calendar? Mine shows pagan months. Which
month has it Beckky boy?
The face on the pancake looks like a long haired bearded Caucasian. Every
long haired bearded Caucasian looks like Jesus to people who base their
visual image of Jesus on European artwork. IF Jesus even existed he never
took the time to pose for a painter or a sculptor. You can’t say anything
looks like Jesus, because we don’t know what Jesus looks like.
Dammit Beck. Just when you were starting to look slightly sane for
condemning Cliven Bundy and his merry militia thugs.
It’s an easy mistake to make but that looks like Rasputin more than
“Jesus.” Clearly Russia is on the rise and Divinely ordained to do so!
That’s charles manson get the fuck out of there!!!
It looks like Manson
As the late, great Bill Hicks said, “Child birth is no more of a miracle
than eating food and a turd coming out of your ass. It’s a chemical
reaction.”
Bill wasn’t the most subtle person around.
That’s fucking Charels Manson….
Which is it Beck? Are we heading into dark, apocalyptic times or are we
entering into a season of miracles? He flip-flops so often on his
predictions. DEAD @ one of the guys in there actually saying what most are
thinking. “You’re looking for things you want to find.”
The invention of the Darth Vader toaster calls this into question.
Everyone now, lightly face-palm, just because they are being silly and
ignorant at the same time.
that entire conversation was appropriate for religion as a whole
“You’re looking for things you want to find.” And all of modern day,
rightwing, conservative Christianity is summed up in one sentence by one of
their own.
This fat oompa loompa freak thinks jesus is on a pancake? Has he flipped?
Ba doom tsss
Geeze, I wish these people would smoke hoards of crack and slip into a
coma…
I’d say it’s Charles Manson.
If I could tell Glenn Beck “you’re looking for things you want to find” I
would be *sooooo happy*.
Uh, hey assholes, the shroud of turin was proved to be a fake long ago, why
are you comparing anything to a proven forgery?
It looks like Hagrid!!
Jesus….? I see Sandor Clegane there myself…look at that grilled face!
“This is the age of miracles … and there’s nothing more horrifying than a
miracle.” ~ Baron Von Strucker #HailHydra
I thought the pancake looked more like Anton Lavey.
“What are you talking about?” I’m glad someone finally asked him this.
Hasn’t Jesus heard of the internet, cell phones? The sad thing is someone
will pay good money for a stale pancake.
i had a mushroom stamp that looked like ron jeremy once, it was inspiring.
*”You’re looking for things you want to find.”* Pretty much sums up Beck’s
entire broadcasting career as a right-wing lunatic and pseudo-Christian
apologist.
I see Charles Manson before I see Jesus.
At 0:28. Soon to be appearing at an unemployment office near you!
That’s not Jesus in the pancake! It’s the Man in the Moon!:D
The theological debate of the century!
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