RWW News: The Benham Brothers Are Ready To Step Into The Octagon And Defeat Satan

29 Comments on “RWW News: The Benham Brothers Are Ready To Step Into The Octagon And Defeat Satan”

1. WOOO, these guys are CUCKOO
   They’ll use their imaginary friend jesus to kick the ass of their imaginary
   enemy stan! (the devil thought “Satan” sounded too medieval, and now goes
   by “Stan”)

2. Dear fucking god… There is so much stupidity in that statement that
   frankly, I don’t know where to begin. So what they’re saying is, they’ll
   put on a wedding dress for Christ? That’s all I got from that.

3. I sense some gay brotherly love every time I see these two.

4. And next week on WWF

   The Benham Brothers shall meet Afa & Sika The Wild Samoans

   For the WWF tag team title!!!!

5. “With our wedding gown on.” Are you suggesting cross-dressing? According to
   your own bable, isn’t cross dressing a sin? Just saying…

6. Did he really just say he wants to wear a wedding dress with his combat
   boots? Is he going to war or a Pride Parade?

7. Wedding dress, boots and a sword…I think they’re talking about their S &
   M fantasies. 

8. This is something Bill Maher and I have talked about.
   Apparently god could snap his fingers at any given moment and eliminate
   Satan, sin, evil, fear, and everything.
   But he doesn’t, because then the story is over and there is no conflict.

9. Interesting that all these xians are citing the particular line from the
   Star Spangled Banner having to do with rockets and bombs…

10. Who are these guys and why do they claim the church of Christ is like
    rockets and bombs fighting for religious freedom? I can understand why HGTV
    took them off. They’re just plain creepy.
    #BenhamBrothers 

11. VIVA PALESTINA 

12. The symbology they like using… Almost like they’re symbol minded. 

13. That has got to be one of the most bizarre uses of metaphor I have ever
    encountered.

    I’d love to see it illustrated.

14. I’m confused who’s wearing a wedding gown? That guy??

15. So……he wants to wear a dress and combat boots? Risky fashion
    statement, but I say: Go for it!

16. I want to step into your church with tannerite and a SAW… You pray
    you’ll be fine… we’ll see who wins.

17. I dunno who these goobers are, but i want to punch both of these tools
    right in the dick

18. If there were a god, it would be weeping at these bloodthirsty monkeys.

19. I’m pretty sure swords and rockets are against the rules…

20. Cross-dressing Christians Ho!!!

21. Strawman Atheists – Now on one level with Hamas and ISIS

22. You’re going to put on your wedding gown and combat boots and fight satan
    in drag? Really disturbing mental image. High heels would be a better
    choice. 

23. A wedding gown and combat boots? Sounds like someone fell asleep while
    M.A.S.H. was on. Either that or some kinky gay porn.

24. Barely a face of color or anyone under the age of 40. What a surprise!

25. I am visualizing a bride in a lacey, white gown wearing combat boots and
    carrying a bouquet of flowers surrounding her sword. Would this be a Xena
    Warrior Princess bridal line?

26. God fights UFC against fake people with rockets?!?! The are mentally ill

27. sadly, these folks don’t know how scary they sound…I live in one of the
    most racist, Christian areas in the country(south of st Louis) and it is
    brainwash city.

28. HGTV didn’t take your show away, they decided not to produce a show with
    you in it on their channel.

29. It sounds like a lot of these theistic traitors are trying to give marching
    orders. Is treason okay if you hide it behind a buybull? 

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