President Obama joked about a secret military project involving an Iron Man suit. How close was his joke to the actual Tactical Assault Light Operator Suit (…
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yeah the talos suit will be fully operable with integrated Fus Ro Dah
mechanisms. only weakness: vulnerable in the knee region.
Except for the energy weapons and flight capabilities, an “Ironman” suit is
absolutely possible – it’ll just take a bit of time…
Build a death star America.
OH FUCK YEAH! POWER ARMOR!!!! :D
there is one side of propaganda everyone is missing. Recruitment. How many
young boys out there right now would not love to be Iron Man in real life.
Ned Kelly invented that same suit 100 years ago
I can’t wait until america does the crysis suit in 220
Why does this sound like cold fusion and quantum computers? Always 10 years
away?
I bet Marvel/Disney is making royalties for the Iron Man Project.
On a more serious note, instead of building a Mark-II suit appropriately
called War Machine for humanity’s self-destruction, I rather use the money
to improve the lives of my fellow humans (read: elimination of fluoride and
artificial estrogen in the American water supply, for starters), instead of
seeing my own tax dollars getting wasted on weaponry I won’t get to use,
per say, PROTON CANNON!
In addition, seriously, it’s like this is being made for World War III.
SO. they are creating master chief…
Yay more tools for killing people! Just what we need..
That is fucking awesome, holy shit!!! I’d want to join the military if I
could use something like that, damn!!
That was actually really funny!
Thanks for posting…
I can only imagaine what modern day war movies are going to look like in 50
years.
This also kind of sounds like nanomachines from metal gear solid
see: DARPA. scary.
We are STEEL! We are DOOM! We march for Macragge! And we shall know no fear!
Space Marines MotherFucker!
Yup more killings. More nukes. More hell.
This seems much closer to Halo/Crysis, than Ironman.
We’re working on Halo, next project, Robocop, THEN Iron Man when we’ve
worked out the flying things
This is all fine and dandy, but will it ship running the latest version of
Android and will I be able to share my anti-terror exploits directly to
Instagram?
its a cry suit from crysis.. 😛 not iron man..
these would be good for our soldiers, but I hope they won’t have a chance
to use them
I believe “this will end all wars” was said about nuclear weapons. Didn’t
take too long for everyone and their grandma to get one, did it? Also this
could be like effective medicine to cure AIDS, who the fuck wants it cured
in a few months when you can make so much more money selling drugs that
simply support life for years.
I had a feeling DARPA would have eventually developed a powered-armor suit.
Holy fuck.. Master chief!!
ironman? you mean master chief
MAXIMUM ARMOR
iron man military suit: coming to your local abusive cop’s hands soon.
Its more like HALO. Master Chief has returned
This shits gonna turn into fallout
This sounds great for the budget
Ain’t gonna work…
Coolest President ever!
China and Japan then announce a counter-project involving GUNDAMs….
The fuck is so funny Obama , yet another military driven technology you
rich fucks can use against the humans still left on this planet? FUCK YOU
you fucking terrorist… JFK is turning over in his grave you puppet FUCK.
Dumb fucking government and scientists have been playing to many video
games ….. this shit wont work …. talibans will just start placing mines
under doors n shit. What a way of spending funds.
A toned down fork of this project could be actually even used for the
police.
Wait hear me out, I know about all the police brutaliy and stuff, but I
think something like this could reduce this.
Imagine a version of this with only the bullet proof and defensive
capabilities but no integrated weapon or nothing like that.
Of course not every officer would have this, because it would be retardedly
expensive to produce them in massive numbers but special agents could have
them.
I think it would not only make for a safer work envoirment for the officer
and more effectivness it could also decrease police brutality and
misunderstandings and all that.
A officer wearing something like this could just put himself in harms way
and never have a reason to shoot first or fear for his safety so could work
with a much cooler head.
I think this would be a much better use for this than war.
And not only because war is bad, duh, even if you want things for war you
already got airstrikes and drones and artillery, I dont really see much
point for this except tactical operations maybe.
Obama is a piece of shit
How about vaseline on the floor? Robot falls on ass. Game over. NEXT
This seems a bit more like SPARTANs than Iron Man. Especially if they start
off with only a select few and in the Navy.
Because that’s exactly what the US military needs: an easier way to kill
foreigners without consequences. Thanks, Obama.