I had to poo in 2nd grade. we were taking a test n the teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom so i went in my pants and then dumped it out into the toilet when i was allowed to go. I don't think anyone ever noticed.
I remember years and years ago, lying in bed, my intention was to fart, the outcome was shit.
OUR HOME GURL!!! Omg go Northamptonshire!!!
One time when i was 8 years old i farted and pooped a little bit and i told my mom "mom i think i just sharted" i honestly have no idea where i learned the word but my mom started laughing so hard that she started crying
I remember when this came out… God I feel so old!
Such a shitty video
okay so this summer I went on a trip to mississippi and well I had some bad arbys and after we ate we were supposed to go to a VERY old historic church that my family used to own, this church is 30 mins away from ANYTHING and there are no bathrooms, about 45 minutes in I began to feel queasy and stuff and so I had to shit on the side of the church and then rush back to the hotel…..yeah sad day
Tyler is like an older version of my friend
Every time I have to fart, I think back to Tyler saying i trusted the fart, I shouldn’t have trusted the fart
I recently had a horrific stomach bug and was at my new boyfriend’s house. I’d been sick several times which he’d very kindly rubbed my back and held my hair through. I trusted the fart. In his bed. I shit his bed, then I shit in his boxers he very kindly lent me. He’s a keeper!
Am I the only one who has never pooped in the morning??
I know this is a super old vid but I was on the school bus when I realized I had to poop so I was like I’ll go at school then about 30 mins later we arrive to a train track right next to school and I feel it coming I fart a few times but no poop when suddenly someone throws a water bottle at a kid behind me and the bus driver stops and says who threw that and then he says we’re not gonna go till someone confesses none does long story short we stayed there for 20 mins until the bus driver got tired and drove away so I make it to school I ask to go to the bathroom I make it in but there’s only one stall (I moved so I didn’t know) I run to it pull the handle with all of my force nothing happens and I realize there’s a kid in there in the end he takes 10 mins to do his bis and by then I pooped my pants it was like a river it went down my leg and I had to go to the nurses office and they made me go home cuz they thought I had diareah and I skipped a day of school so I have one qeustion would you rather poop your pants or skip school?
I actually trusted the fart quite a bit
Reading everyone’s comments and realising I’ve never pooped my self EVER !
one time i told my friend something funny and she didnt laugh but i died laughing and i pissed myself in front of her
I shit my pants in a laundry mat when I was 8
My most recent poop story was shortly before my son was born last year. I squatted to get a pot from the cupboard and trusted the fart. I shat myself and was immediately embarrassed in an empty apartment. I took out the trash that day and my husband has no idea it ever happened.
i call vodka shits the “dads”: day after drinking shits. the worst 0/10 would recommend
I was about 5 and I had just gotten out of the bath (so i was completely naked) and i needed to go to the toilet, (the toilet is on the other side of the house) and so i ran to the back and i was about one step away from where the toilet was and i shit myself, (and it wasn't solid) all over the kitchen floor. Another story, i was cleaning my little 3yr old sister in the bath and i went to put soap on her kind-of inner thighs, and she pooped on my hand.
Remember the mystery of the poofa from tyler and mamarie hart….. he was the true criminal who did it!!!
I still watch this when I’m having a bad day, literally crack up every time ?
Wut a about Miranda….??????
Still to this day, this may be my favorite video on the internet.
One time when I was 6 I was in the bath and I thought, I have to poop. So I pooped in the tub. Then when my grandpa came back in to wash my hair he saw something brown amidst the bubbles and, thinking it was soap he reached in and picked it up and then proceeded to shout and drop it.
I swear, these two are too precious.
Tyler's birthday in the year this was made was on the same day as MCR's breakup ;-;
I, with a stomach that was seriously rolling after a large dinner that I washed down with Dos Equis, was trying to get home to let nature take its course. The last several minutes in the car were sheer hell, a clenched ass takes a lot of concentration… I made it to the parking area, into the building, and to my door. The door was as far as my boxer shorts got, intact.
Moral of the story? Clench all you want, Dos Equis will break on thru to the other side.
She’s gonna blow – glitter bomb
I’m never drinking vodka!
I’ve been going to the bathroom before school and after school for about 5 years so I don’t have to go through school I’ve like trained my body
Five years later and I still regularly think of this video
I was thinking about this video for a couple of weeks. I'm back and Louise's story is hilarious
EMETOPHOBIA WARNING
I'm having so much fun reading all of these stories
im crying and laughing gosh. what you are doing to me
Watching this in 2019
I watch this video whenever I'm feeling a bit down. It instantly puts me in a great and giggly mood xD
I had to poo in 2nd grade. we were taking a test n the teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom so i went in my pants and then dumped it out into the toilet when i was allowed to go. I don't think anyone ever noticed.
I remember years and years ago, lying in bed, my intention was to fart, the outcome was shit.
OUR HOME GURL!!! Omg go Northamptonshire!!!
One time when i was 8 years old i farted and pooped a little bit and i told my mom "mom i think i just sharted" i honestly have no idea where i learned the word but my mom started laughing so hard that she started crying
I remember when this came out…
God I feel so old!
Such a shitty video
okay so this summer I went on a trip to mississippi and well I had some bad arbys and after we ate we were supposed to go to a VERY old historic church that my family used to own, this church is 30 mins away from ANYTHING and there are no bathrooms, about 45 minutes in I began to feel queasy and stuff and so I had to shit on the side of the church and then rush back to the hotel…..yeah sad day
Tyler is like an older version of my friend
Every time I have to fart, I think back to Tyler saying i trusted the fart, I shouldn’t have trusted the fart
I recently had a horrific stomach bug and was at my new boyfriend’s house. I’d been sick several times which he’d very kindly rubbed my back and held my hair through. I trusted the fart. In his bed. I shit his bed, then I shit in his boxers he very kindly lent me. He’s a keeper!
Am I the only one who has never pooped in the morning??
I know this is a super old vid but I was on the school bus when I realized I had to poop so I was like I’ll go at school then about 30 mins later we arrive to a train track right next to school and I feel it coming I fart a few times but no poop when suddenly someone throws a water bottle at a kid behind me and the bus driver stops and says who threw that and then he says we’re not gonna go till someone confesses none does long story short we stayed there for 20 mins until the bus driver got tired and drove away so I make it to school I ask to go to the bathroom I make it in but there’s only one stall (I moved so I didn’t know) I run to it pull the handle with all of my force nothing happens and I realize there’s a kid in there in the end he takes 10 mins to do his bis and by then I pooped my pants it was like a river it went down my leg and I had to go to the nurses office and they made me go home cuz they thought I had diareah and I skipped a day of school so I have one qeustion would you rather poop your pants or skip school?
I actually trusted the fart quite a bit
Reading everyone’s comments and realising I’ve never pooped my self EVER !
one time i told my friend something funny and she didnt laugh but i died laughing and i pissed myself in front of her
I shit my pants in a laundry mat when I was 8
My most recent poop story was shortly before my son was born last year. I squatted to get a pot from the cupboard and trusted the fart. I shat myself and was immediately embarrassed in an empty apartment. I took out the trash that day and my husband has no idea it ever happened.
i call vodka shits the “dads”: day after drinking shits. the worst 0/10 would recommend
I was about 5 and I had just gotten out of the bath (so i was completely naked) and i needed to go to the toilet, (the toilet is on the other side of the house) and so i ran to the back and i was about one step away from where the toilet was and i shit myself, (and it wasn't solid) all over the kitchen floor. Another story, i was cleaning my little 3yr old sister in the bath and i went to put soap on her kind-of inner thighs, and she pooped on my hand.
Remember the mystery of the poofa from tyler and mamarie hart….. he was the true criminal who did it!!!
I still watch this when I’m having a bad day, literally crack up every time ?
Wut a about Miranda….??????
Still to this day, this may be my favorite video on the internet.
5:52 meeeeee
You sure that wasn’t food poisoning Louise? ?
1 MILLION…? TRY 3 MILLION
One time when I was 6 I was in the bath and I thought, I have to poop. So I pooped in the tub. Then when my grandpa came back in to wash my hair he saw something brown amidst the bubbles and, thinking it was soap he reached in and picked it up and then proceeded to shout and drop it.
I swear, these two are too precious.
Tyler's birthday in the year this was made was on the same day as MCR's breakup ;-;
I, with a stomach that was seriously rolling after a large dinner that I washed down with Dos Equis, was trying to get home to let nature take its course. The last several minutes in the car were sheer hell, a clenched ass takes a lot of concentration… I made it to the parking area, into the building, and to my door. The door was as far as my boxer shorts got, intact.
Moral of the story? Clench all you want, Dos Equis will break on thru to the other side.
She’s gonna blow – glitter bomb
I’m never drinking vodka!
I’ve been going to the bathroom before school and after school for about 5 years so I don’t have to go through school I’ve like trained my body
Five years later and I still regularly think of this video
I was thinking about this video for a couple of weeks. I'm back and Louise's story is hilarious
EMETOPHOBIA WARNING
I'm having so much fun reading all of these stories
im crying and laughing gosh. what you are doing to me
Watching this in 2019
I watch this video whenever I'm feeling a bit down. It instantly puts me in a great and giggly mood xD
He trusted the f a r t